whatever

whatever
1. (whatever) (12902↑, 2652↓)
Used in an argument to admit that you are wrong without admitting it so the argument is over.

Man, whatever.

Author: Exploding Boy http://whatever.urbanup.com/32556
2. (Whatever) (1742↑, 101↓)
Indifference to what a person is saying\! Who cares\!;Get a Life\!

Sam: I am the best in Math because I keep getting straight A's\! Greg: Whatever\!

3. (whatever) (466↑, 151↓)
I don't care.

As in: Boy: I am exhausted today. Looking forward to going home and doing nothing, hopefully you're up for the same? Girl: Yeah, whatever.

4. (whatever) (371↑, 175↓)
Word all too often used by Americans to connotate a feeling of apathy. The fact that it's used in almost every sentence is not as alarming to many as it should be.

"They bombed a foreign nation without cable TV. Millions died." "Whatever. They're making another Temptation Island." "Sweet."

5. (whatever) (1013↑, 848↓)
A polite and less vulgar alternative to "FUCK YOU".

Jack: "Wow, what happend to you? You look like hell today\!" Jill: "Whatever"

6. (whatever) (1074↑, 917↓)
Passive-aggressive behavior at its most eloquent.

She: "If you leave me, I'll kill myself\!" He: "Whatever."

7. (whatever) (793↑, 639↓)
Uttered in a derisive and dismissive tone, in response to a confrontation or accusation which has been judged to be unimpressive, obnoxious, or disingenuous. Often used to dismiss someone when it is clear that rational discussion would be a waste of time and energy.

Don't tell me you believe in that "evolution" stuff\! The Bible clearly states that the Earth is 6,000 years old\! Whatever, dude. Can you go bother someone else now please?

8. (whatever) (620↑, 523↓)
The most annoying thing that your girlfriend can say.

"Hey would you like to get dinner, see a movie, then perhaps go back to my place?" "Whatever."

9. (whatever) (133↑, 50↓)
A phrase used by slackers to indicate complete apathy. A dire warning concerning the future of America.

Teacher: Who was Plato? Slacker: Mickey Mouse's dog. Teacher: No, he was a Greek philosopher. Slacker: Whatever.

Author: Bumkicker Slade http://whatever.urbanup.com/1224217
10. (whatever) (140↑, 80↓)
What stupid american teenage girls say to annoy their fathers and everyone else.

E.g. 'so yeah and he said, and i was like: what- everrrrrrrrr\!'

11. (whatever) (101↑, 64↓)
automatically wins any argument

"you think your so smart, well let me tell you something, blablablhablahblllbllblblbllblbahblahblahblah. get a life etc." your reply: whatever moron.

Author: an anonymous source http://whatever.urbanup.com/363380
12. (whatever) (55↑, 20↓)
Either an idiot's response to an intellectual's question, or an intellectual's response to an idiot's question.

Intellectual: Why did you ask him if the car included a car? Idiot: Whatever. Idiot: Was the Sun created by God or what??? Intellectual: Whatever...

13. (whatever) (97↑, 72↓)
the worst come-back of all time.

Mary: You are such a hoe who f*cks animals. Rhonda: Whatever

14. (whatever) (39↑, 15↓)
verb. To be maximally disrespectful in reply to someone else's comment––under the guise of disaffectation, ennui, apathy.

x: Whoa. Did you just WHATEVER me? y: [Whatever]. No\! Like, it means nothing, you know?. x: No. You whatevered me, asshole. You are totally fired.

15. (whatever) (51↑, 27↓)
When said in an annoyed tone, it means [EFF OFF] or [SCREW YOU]

Karm: You look fat in that dress. Sue: WHATEVER.

16. (whatever) (35↑, 13↓)
a word consisting of two words that signify you no longer care about the current situation. usually used in a derogatory or rude sense. (IE in arguments, etc.)

"she just kept arguing with me so i told her whatever and hung up"

17. (whatever) (50↑, 32↓)
Not caring; I don't care.

"You know, what you said to me wasn't that nice" "Whatever" Might as well say, I don't care.

18. (whatever) (39↑, 22↓)
aka Whateva or wateva. Used often like a full stop/period at the end of a sentence. Often used to change subject, express annoyance or dismiss an arguement or person.

"3AM round the corner wearin' my leather, some dude comes up, he's like, 'hey, punk\!', I'm like 'yeah, whatever\!'"

19. (Whatever) (20↑, 9↓)
Whatever: a word used in instances where the user has no logical or superior response to a stimulus they do not like. Often used by bitches. for further description look under Bitch, Retard, Wimp, or Spoiled-Rotten

Matt: Grow up\! You don't have a drivers license, car, job, clue, or goal in life and you're still use everyone around you and treat them like shit\! YOU'RE A BITCH\! Katie: Whatever

Author: K8ECoughlinizAbitch http://whatever.urbanup.com/3869472
20. (Whatever) (13↑, 5↓)
The answer to everything.

Girl: Wanna go catch a movie? Guy: Sure, whatever Clerk: Hey, you gotta pay for that\! Kid: Whatever dude.

21. (Whatever) (10↑, 3↓)
The polite way of saying fuck you.

him: why dont you do this.... me: yea ok, whatever

22. (Whatever) (16↑, 9↓)
Word that is used by people when they are wrong and they cant admit it. Specially used by lozer cheerleaders or hypocrits to end a fight.

Stacy: YOU KNOW I CAN DO BETTER THAN YOU\! Rachel: Whatever.

23. (whatever) (13↑, 8↓)
Refers to the person you have an undefined relationship with.

- We hook up sometime but I don't know whether it's serious. She doesn't call me her boyfriend. - Dude\! You're her whatever

24. (Whatever) (8↑, 5↓)
A way for a girl to tell a guy go ahead, but secretly don't want them to do what they want to do.

Boyfriend: "I'm sorry I did that babe" Girlfriend: "Whatever, It doesn't matter" Boyfriend: "No talk to me"

Author: TheOneWhoGotCheatedOn http://whatever.urbanup.com/4798455
25. (whatever) (8↑, 5↓)
"i don't give a shit", and "fuck you", especially when sent as a txt message or "that's bull"

jimmy to carol via txt: "hey did you hear a.b the gig my band is playing this friday?" carol: "whatever"

26. (whatever) (14↑, 11↓)
noun. anything that captures a teenage males attention span. i.e. gaming, hanging, chilling, etc. primarily consists of oneself sitting around on their ass eating anything and doing absolutely nothing

"sup?" "nm, just doing whatever"

Author: theCanadianWerewolf http://whatever.urbanup.com/2702670
27. (Whatever) (7↑, 5↓)
commonly used when someone is very pissed off at someone else, and doesn't wanna say anything and the other person automatically says are you mad at me?

(texting) Me: I'm in a bad mood. nothing makes sense right now. Person 1: Boo hoo\! the world revolves around you. me: whatever. I have to go. take a shower or do anything else. Person 1: are you mad at me? me: *silence* Person 1: I'm sorry I didn't mean it\!

28. (whatever) (25↑, 23↓)
A phrase used often by Squall, the main character of [Final Fantasy VIII] because he either doesn't care, doesn't know what to say, or because he simply doesn't want to replay with a "yes". Incidentally, I am the exact same way See also: [...]

Selphie: "Hey Squall\! Join the garden committee\!\!\!\!" Squall: "..." Selphie: "Come on, don't ignore me\! Please join\!" Squall: "whatever" Squall: "..." Me: "..." Squall: "..." Me: "..." Squall and Me: "...whatever..." *Both walk away*

29. (whatever) (9↑, 8↓)
Used in denial of a fact.

Me: I can hear you in my head saying that in your cute chola accent. Her: Chola accent?? Lol what the fuckity fuck? Me: Oh yeah - you got it. Her: Whatever.

30. (whatever) (32↑, 31↓)
No matter what.

Whatever happens, I'm still going to die.

31. (whatever) (0↑, 0↓)
Really means- i hope you fall off a bridge, get run over by a boat and then get eaten by a shark.

'i wasn't thinking when i said that' 'whatever'

Author: theGirlNextToYou http://whatever.urbanup.com/6245311
32. (whatever) (3↑, 3↓)
Whatever can mean "I don't really care" (example 1) Whatever can also meant "Fuck You" (example 2)

PERSON 1: Where do you want to go for dinner? PERSON 2: Whatever, i'm not really hungry? PERSON 1: It's you're fault we got pulled over last night. PERSON 2: Whatever, if you would have just let me drive then we would have made it home no problem.

33. (Whatever) (0↑, 0↓)
Means i hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, raped by a shark, then eatten by it.

Whatever

34. (whatever) (3↑, 3↓)
whenever used in a conversation, a girl really means this: I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get raped by a shark, then eaten by the shark.

Boyfriend: Hey I know its your birthday, but Ricky really wants me to go fishing. Can I go babe? Girlfriend: Whatever...

35. (whatever) (3↑, 3↓)
a word you use when you have no other comeback to say to someone who just dissed you big time. same with shut up.

are we siamese twins?" "no" "then y r u always next to me?" "whatever\!

36. (Whatever) (0↑, 1↓)
A person anwsering a question.

Question: Is there anything I can do to make you feel happier? Anwser: I don't know, it's whatever...

37. (Whatever) (2↑, 3↓)
Another way of saying "Aight"

Richie: That girl looks cute Byron: She's whatever

38. (Whatever) (4↑, 6↓)
To whatever somebody is to drive by someone, slow down, say whatever, and drive away.

\{pull up to somebody. say whatever. speed away\}

Author: whatever. whatever http://whatever.urbanup.com/5192022
39. (Whatever) (8↑, 11↓)
The American English equivalent to the common, polite Thai expression, "mai pen rai", meaning "it doesn't matter"; an easily accessible communication tool for re-grounding in the midst of a circular, escalating, non-productive, manipulative, or highly emotional argument. When one partner calmly terminates with "Whatever" (humorous, non-[aggro] Valley Girl accent, one eye roll, and heavy sigh acceptable), it allows both participants to remember that their separate "ego chatter" and the subsequent discomfort of those primitive "fight or flight" endocrine hormones surging now through them - is an illusion, all [Maya]. "Whatever" is the new Western mantra to allow those in our culture to wake up, surrender, let go of the futile need to be "right", to sit in the silence of the moment and return to the underlying reality of love, unity, and connection. Words are increasingly inadequate in this age of “The Quickening.” We have evolved much faster than our spoken language. A simple, compassionately delivered "Whatever" can still that inner turmoil, allow deep breathing to return, help each partner to regain balance and perspective, and reconnect to each other in a more profound and constructive way, through touch, music, art, dance, and lovemaking. Try it\! Although many define the term as negative, harsh, cowardly, or maddening, it doesn't have to be\! It's not that way in Thailand. Look at it from a different angle.

Valerie: Todd, when I'm calmly trying to tell you for the umpteenth time what my basic needs are, why must you always turn the conversation around, change the subject, and start blaming me for something I'm not even talking about? Why is it always about you and your needs? Todd: About my needs\!? Oh\! Like when you had to stay in bed all morning and too damn lazy to move, you started yelling at me at the top of your lungs when I was in the kitchen, screaming at me to take the trash cans out to the curb? Who is the bad guy here\!\! Huh? Can you ever take responsibility for your shit?\!\! (heated exchange back and forth going nowhere) Valerie: Whatever... Valerie: (Wordless now, she reaches out to touch and hold Todd's hand, then embraces him, gets up and turns some soft music on, lights a candle, smiles at Todd, lights some incense. Todd starts to relax and they both shrug and start laughing and then...)

40. (whatever) (16↑, 20↓)
Something you will say when you are losing an argument (just observe any common argument and see.)

"Whatever, you are wrong, I am right, whatever."

Author: Bastardized Bottomburp http://whatever.urbanup.com/264624
41. (whatever) (6↑, 13↓)
The sound a [cheerleader] makes when aggitated. Commonly used before walking away or to end an argument. Is way over used.

Cheerleader A: "Dude, your split sucked." Cheerleader B:"At Least I can do a split, unlike someONE I know." Cheerleader A: "Like, whatever."

42. (whatever) (17↑, 29↓)
the best comeback of all time

person 1: you're such a moron person 2: whatever

43. (whatever) (8↑, 25↓)
An unspecified activity.

We sat around doing whatever until dinner time.

44. (whatever) (9↑, 29↓)
Commonly used phrase when someones telling you something and you dont believe em

"won the fuckin lottery at the weekend, £6 million quid like" "Whatever you fuckin turncoat"

Author: grolsch guzzler http://whatever.urbanup.com/235592
45. (whatever) (6↑, 27↓)
The process in which a male uses his mouth to pleasure the breast region of his female counterpart.

So last night Jake and were making out and then my shirt was off and he did whatever. It was really fun.

46. (whatever) (11↑, 32↓)
Whatever is a word you use when....yeah, yeah whatever....

Saddam: Pleeeeease don't lock me in that hole\! Bush: . . . . whatever

47. (whatever) (10↑, 32↓)
When in a lazy mood, you must always reply 'Whatever\!\!\!' to the person talking to you. It really annoys them and it may result in losing your friends but, Hey\! Its irritatingly fun all the same\!

"Maria? Are you even listening to me?" "Whatever\!" "No, seriosly. Anyway how was your day?" "Whatver\!" "Maria, how's school?" "Whatever\!"

Author: xxX \!MaRiA\! Xxx \whatever Riot Girl http://whatever.urbanup.com/633827
48. (whatever) (7↑, 37↓)
its like whatever someone wants it to be

a u wanna go to the store,iight den its whatevr

Author: chyanne hicks http://whatever.urbanup.com/18951
49. (whatever) (7↑, 38↓)
when someone is a butthead and doesnt say thanks for free porn

post giving Bob-"here you go...free porn" Whatever guy/girl-"\<silence\> Bob-"Whatever"

50. (whatever) (9↑, 41↓)
song sung by our lady peace used for [chris benoit] as his theme

but whatever you need whatever you got whatever you want i'll take back again

51. (whatever) (8↑, 49↓)
Word describes what your united states of is.....(see below)

So i went down to the beach and saw kiki, she was all like..UUUH\! and i was like WHATEVER\!, becuz this is MY united states of WHATEVER\! (liam lynch is a hoe)

Author: My united states of whatever http://whatever.urbanup.com/181301
52. (whatever) (4↑, 70↓)
I INVINTED "WHATEVER"\!"-Matt, Miller... along with that "\!" mark It is a mean word by i love it since i invinted it blahhh har har argh"\!"

whatever i hate you

Related: meh, sure, cool, okay, who cares, ok, whatev, anything, whatevs, fuck, yeah, yeah right, blah, i don't care, no, fuck it, shit, don't care, fine, shut up, what, alright, awesome, stupid, whateva, wtf, lame, yes, everything, bitch, care, fuck off, boring, ever, i dont care, so, w/e, bullshit, sex, lol
Last updated: 2012.03.01

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